I am in the market for a robot sex slave. Are they safe?

I think a robot would be a perfect companion for me, given my partially robotic nature. Then I could beat them all I want with my robo-dick and they would never divorce….not like those other hags. Oh and keep it on the down low that I’m still alive, those Illuminati guys are everywhere.

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